: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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