She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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