HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Randomize
