idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
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