We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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