Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Well I just put wine in my tea
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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