i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
This baby is an asshole
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
We are all done wearing pants today
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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