I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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