the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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