That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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