so that wasnt chicken after all
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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