would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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