used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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