i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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