There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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