But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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