Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Randomize
