i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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