I saw his package. It spoke to me.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Randomize
