I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Will exercising make me less horny?
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