look no pants
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
i out mim tonsoeep
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