Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
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