there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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