I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I met the friendliest cop last night
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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