Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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