"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
He passed out mid-signature
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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