dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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