For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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