That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
