To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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