We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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