The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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