Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Just pee around me
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
