I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
As shirtless as possible
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
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He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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