Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Randomize