i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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