I got chris browned last night
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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