Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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