Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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