let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm like, not good at living.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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