So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Can I color on your dick again?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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