That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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