$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
of course. lets lasso hookers.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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