So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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