he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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