That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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