so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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