idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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