i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
