420 ftw
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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