remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
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Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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