I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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