My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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