Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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