I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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