She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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